Cons of wedded life!

Ahh so it has happened.. The mandatory mistake every man has to make to prove himself worthy of society and be part of it by finding someone to love and then to get married to.. 

Well what can i say it has it's bloody cons alright..  Life as you knew it has ended.. To me it is a very tough task altogether.. Actually I never really saw myself being married in the first place.. But here I am 1 month down after marriage and sleepless in bed. Unable to really entertain myself coz the rest of the house including the wife is asleep. 

This is all to much to apprehend as I always had a perfect set up to fall asleep. Watch tv series online, play a game or even have a smoke and then just doze away.. But none of it is absolutely possible: 

Life sucks and shit just keeps getting worse all the time..